No ticket queues. No faceless datacenter. Your site runs on real hardware managed by a real developer who picks up the phone. Joseph. Cassville, MO.
The Hardware
Meet Bubbles — a Debian 13 server running in the Ozarks with 15GiB of RAM, 221GiB SSD, and an authoritative BIND9 DNS stack. Not a shared tenant. Not a cloud burst. A dedicated box built to stay online.
When you host with me, your site is running on hardware I physically manage. I know every service, every port, every config file — because I wrote them.
02 // Services
I keep the stack simple and the quality high. No upsell tiers, no surprise fees. You pick a plan, I make it work.
HTML, CSS, JS — served blazing fast over Nginx with full SSL and custom domain setup.
Full-stack apps, APIs, and backends with PM2 process management and environment variables.
Your domain resolves from the same BIND9 stack that runs your site. Sub-10ms locally.
One site update per month included in Pro and up. Content, design tweaks, new pages — handled.
Text or call Joseph directly. No ticket system. No chatbot. Real answers in real time.
Custom-built deploy tool coming soon. Zip your site, drop it, go live in seconds.
03 // Pricing
All plans include SSL, custom domain, and human support. Pay monthly. Cancel anytime.
Your site live on real hardware. Fast, secure, always on.
Hosting plus full SEO optimization so customers actually find you.
Full SEO plus one site update per month. The best all-around pick.
Everything including analytics setup and monthly review so you know what is working.
04 // The Honest Truth
The big hosts win on brand. We win on everything that actually matters when your site goes down at 2am.
| ThatWebHostingGuy | Netlify | GoDaddy | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Human answers the phone | ✓ | — | — |
| Free SSL on all domains | ✓ | ✓ | Paid add-on |
| Monthly site updates included | ✓ | — | — |
| Authoritative DNS control | ✓ | — | ✓ |
| Developer builds & manages your site | ✓ | — | — |
| No upsell emails / dark patterns | ✓ | — | — |
| Node.js / backend app hosting | ✓ | ✓ | — |
| You know exactly where your server is | ✓ | — | — |
| Starting price | $50/mo | $19/mo (limited) | $9/mo (no support) |
05 // The Signal
My server sits in Cassville, Missouri. 169.155.162.118. Every domain I manage resolves through BIND9 running on that same box — no third-party DNS, no propagation delays, no mystery.
When something breaks, I'm not filing an internal ticket. I'm SSH-ing in from my laptop in under 60 seconds.
06 // Let's Go
Tell me about your site. I'll get you set up on real hardware, real fast, with a price that makes sense. Cassville, MO. Available now.